Pend This File Please

Perm Sec: 

Your Excellency, this file is for your attention and action, sir

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

( Coughs) Mister Perm Sec , what is the file about?

Perm Sec: 

Nothing serious, sir. It is about the chieftaincy dispute in XYZ town.

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

What is this I am seeing? There are only two comments on the file?

Awolowo: Pends the file

Perm Sec: 

Yes sir. Just two. Chiefs Awolowo and Akintola

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

Yes, I can see it. A Perm Sec minuted on it for Chief Awolowo to act

Perm Sec: 

Very true sir.

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

And what was Chief Awolowo's response?

Perm Sec: 

It's there sir. He simply wrote, "Pend this file, please"

Adeyinka Adebayo: Ignored the file

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

The second comment was by Chief Akintola, right?

Perm Sec: 

Yes sir

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

And what did he wrote?

Perm Sec:

It's also there in the file. Akintola also wrote: "Pend this file, please"

Dr Omololu Olunloyo:

From Akintola to Bola Ige, how many people have sat on this Governor's chair?

David Jemibewon ignored the file

Perm Sec: 

Many sir

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

They didn't see the file?

Perm Sec: 

They did, Your Excellency"l

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

What did they write on the file?

Perm Sec: 

Nothing sir. They simply ignored the file

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

But you want me to act on it, right?

Even our one and only " koboko wielding "
Brigadier Paul Tarfa ignored the file

Perm Sec:

It's within your powers, Your Excellency

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

Kà a @@@@@ ....; Faili ti Awolowo sa fun, ti Akintola sa fun, ti gbogbo Gomina ologun sa fun, ti elenu razor Bola Ige sa fun! Ki emi Omololu towo bowe lori oloba de? (Thunder fi...@@@...the file that Awolowo evaded, that Akintola evaded, that all the military governors evaded! That even the razor mouthed governor - Bola Ige evaded, I Omololu should treat and append my signature on chieftaincy matters?)

Perm Sec: 

It's within your executive powers sir.

Even Bola Ige with all his oratorical skill and razor
sharp tongue, ignored the file

Dr Omololu Olunloyo: 

Ani ka a @@@@. Faili ti awon irunmole Yooba, Awolowo ati Akintola, ko pending si ni ki emi towo bo? O kare, omo oko! Biro mi da, joo? (I say, thunder fi@@@@....The file that Awolowo and Akintola both Yoruba deities minuted pending on, I should treat and append my signature? Thank you good boy. Where is my pen, please?!)
Governor Omololu Olunloyo picked his pen and wrote on the file: "Pend this  file, please"

Olunloyo also picked his pen,
and minuted of the file
"pend this file please"

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Perhaps, Ajimobi did not see the file throughout his  near - eight years in office. Clearly, his in - law Ganduje also shares in the indiscretion of dabbling in chieftaincy matters. Perhaps...........two of a kind maybe.